死侍经典语录

噢别走，你就这么把我和没那么生气的罗西奥唐纳扔在一起吗?
7、One thing that never survives this place, is a sense of humor.
从来没人能带着幽默感离开这个地方。
8、WAIT!You may be wondering why the red suit, that's so the bad guys can't see me bleed. This guy gets the right idea, he wears the brown pants.
等一下!你们也许不知道为啥哥穿一身红色杀马特，这样坏人就看不出我流血了。这边这位小哥理解对了，他穿了屎黄色裤子
9、We'll see about that, pop spice.
结论别下的那么早，性感小辣椒。
10、What if I told you we can make you better?
如果我告诉你我们能把你治好 ，听起来怎么样?
11、You just promise you'll do right by me, so I can do right by someone else.


请保证你会对我好点，这样我就能善待他人。
12、You're a fighter. We can give you abilities most men only dream of, make you a superhero.
你是个战士。我们可以给你大多人梦寐以求的能力，让你成为超级英雄。
13、You're right. Cancer is only in my liver, lung, prostate and brain, all things I can live without.